"Nah, I'm tellin' ya. It was funny as hell. First the guard came in all puffed up and tough lookin' sayin' he was goin' to arrest 'im. Well you know how that guy is, he started talkin' back and it seemed like it was gonna be a real throw down. That pirate had him beat too quick to put bets on it. Then, all of a sudden, WHOOSH! Something swept the pirate right out the door and into the street. He just got dragged off. Didn't get out there in time to see what it was, but I caught sight of him ducking into another bar. I'll tell ya, it was entertaining for sure."